the retriever waits outside Starbucks for its master.

humor. and true.

Waiting. I’m waiting. I’m waiting. I’m waiting. When she comin’, when she comin’??

(he looks right at me through the door, tongue out and panting, as i wait in line)

I’m here! I’m here! I’m waiting, I’m waiting, please come back soon!

(his leash isn’t tied up to any tree, bike post, pole)

I’M NOT F*****G GOING ANYWHERE. I STAY RIGHT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU.

(master not back still)

I LOVE YOU.

(tons of strangers whistle at him or pat his fur)

Please come back! Please come back! I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I JUST WANT TO WAIT FOR YOU.

Reviews

[Kat-Marie Berti]

Hehe, another fun story. I can just picture a cute dog sitting outside the coffeeshop with its eyes peeled to its owner inside. This one is very cute!