View from 67P

Fun Sunday!

View from 67P

“Philae to earth,

can you hear me?”

“Why the f**k did you drop me off here

in the middle of nowhere?

There is nothing here,

just barren rock.

No McDonald's,

no women,

no buses, trains or cars,

no road signs

no satellite TV.

There are no hotel rooms

and not a bar in sight.

Hey where does a guy get a drink around here?

There is not even a decent view

and worst of all

it’s cold and dark.

One of you smart assed

boffins must have got his sums wrong;

either that or Rosetta is stoned.

Now get me the hell out of here!”

 

16/11/14

Author's Note

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A most satirical and pleasurable read, well done!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Thank you Thomas. Just some fun!

[The Black Warrior]

hahaha this poem did...it cracked me up. I could only imagine the men's face expression!

Nice job You captured my attention.

Thanks for the laugh!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

My pleasure to make you smile dear one. Thank you.

[Lyn Anderson]

This one made me howl with laughter. I guess I am a geek/nerd at heart? Anyway, well played, my friend, well played.