How to......

How to......

A Poem by John Alexander McFadyen
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DIY Sunday!

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How to.........

They make it look so easy

in their YouTube clips

as they show you

how to fix things

or assemble them

from packs.

But invariably

when you start a job

it rarely goes as planned

and you end up so frustrated

with a spare piece

in your hand!

 

26/04/15

© 2015 John Alexander McFadyen


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Cooking anything new, sorting out anything on my computer, solving any of life's great mysteries--I run into this exact problem. It's a really funny piece, and incredibly relatable. Great write, John!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Thanks. I was installing a new Hozelock reel in my garden yesterday and it simply did NOT work out!
reminds me of a funny part in the movie Doc Hollywood when the mechanic reassembled Doc's sports car...and was holding a piece in his hand, saying "when i put them together there are always some extra parts...:)

yes, and just like in the commercials for food processors, knives etc...
they make it look so easy.

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Indeed Jacob. Thank you.
LOL! This is so very true. It is never as easy as it looks on YouTube - I learned that the hard way after recently redecorating my home - now the handyman's number is on speed dial.

:) Julie

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

And it always looks like a ten minute job but takes hours lol! Thanks Julie.
Oh yes! Absolutely the truth! I hate getting any new appliance or new piece of do it yourself furniture. Often there is one tiny piece missing...or they don't tell you what to do with a piece you are holding at the end of the assembly! Smiling here....nice to know others go through this too. Lydi**

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Thank you Lydi. I guess it is part of the rich tapestry?
Lydia Shutter

10 Years Ago

The tapestry of things we don't know what to do with in life? :)
John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Exactly Lydi!
Ha ha, I definitely relate to this. I have adopted a new motto, I either buy it preassembled or not at all. Last shelf I put together I needed a drink after.:)

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Good excuse madam. Many thanks
haha, this was me recently putting together two porch chairs, the second one was a breeze but the first one took me forever. This gave me a giggle!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Glad to have brightened a few moments of your day. Thank you for reading.
I love this! I have this exact same issue. How do they make it look so easy yet it be so hard for the average person trying to do whatever it is in the video!

Posted 10 Years Ago



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John Alexander McFadyen
John Alexander McFadyen

Brixworth, England, United Kingdom



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