Caught Short

Caught Short

A Poem by John Alexander McFadyen
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Caught Short

There was a young lady from Sark

who walked home from work after dark

she'd forgotten her key

and she needed a wee

so she went for a squat in the park.

 

05/05/15

© 2015 John Alexander McFadyen


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Hahahah....that is hilarious and brave of her. I'd do that too though if I was in such a situation. To hell with it when instincts call!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Glad to hear the raw woman in you Nadia.
Nadia Gerassimenko

10 Years Ago

hahahaha :D
A real woman. Great limerick, John!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Thanks Tom!
heheheh this it so funny and i was smiling from start to finish...to many hilarious camping trip memories flooded my mind ..lol
Great fun write !!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

I had a fun day writing these limericks Sereena. Glad to bring a smile to you and many thanks. Just .. read more
sereenaoutloud

10 Years Ago

oh awesome where you off too?
you did a great job on this john

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Thanks WM just a spot of fun.
And from this day onward the kilt was born for natural urges and splurges and a quickie! lol Funny as John!

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Ha you are simply jealous Andrew because I get to wear a skirt lol. Cheers.
andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

Its very practical for chasing young lassies I think that want to be chased lol
I've just been requested to read
A poem about a woman who peed
So I said to our John
You might be having me on
But at these Limericks you surely succeed

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Ha bloody ha my man!
ANTO

10 Years Ago

xD ...............
cute..........................

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

You smooth talker you!
Great title and funny piece, John...

Posted 10 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

10 Years Ago

Thanks FT it was fun!

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John Alexander McFadyen
John Alexander McFadyen

Brixworth, England, United Kingdom



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Well, have a long and complicated story and started it as an autobiography on Bebo but got writer's block/memory fogging. People liked it though and kept asking for the next chapter! fools.. more..