The Grass On the Other Side.

Hull-a port city in East Yorkshire, England. Mull or the Isle of Mull is the second largest island of the Inner Hebrides, and lies off the west coast of Scotland. F**s-Slang for cigarettes.

There was a young lady from Hull

who wanted to go live on Mull,

so she packed up her bags

including her f**s

and now she finds life quite dull!

 

08/02/18

Author's Note

Reviews

[Lorry]

Paul bloody Mccartney ruined Mull with that bloody song of his with wings. The video for it still makes me cringe.
Hull wins for me :)
Ps...by a strange coincidence, there is a place in Scotland called Dull, which IS twinned with Boring, which I think is in Oregon :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

By George you're right!
Dull is a village in Perth and Kinross, Scotland. It is paired with Boring, Oregon. Bland, New South Wales, Australia, is also a member of the League of Extraordinary Communities established by Boring and Dull in 2013. [Wikipedia]
Thanks Lorry!

[Lorry]

I only knew that because I had my pic taken with the sihn. Next on the list is a tour of, and sorry any ladies reading, is twatt, p***y and bitche in France. :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ah but what places to reside! :)

[Chris Shaw]

Bit of a difference between Mull and Hull, though Paul McCartney raved over Mull of Kintyre and I certainly love the song and those bagpipes. She should have done her research. A city girl would have trouble settling in to such a quiet way of life. Sounds good to me though. Are you in limerick mode now? I enjoyed this John.

Chris

[John Alexander McFadyen]

My ancestry is from Mull (Black John) and I was up there last year with a group of friends. Lovely place. Mull of Kintyre is on the mainland though but just as beautiful. I may be in Limerick mode for one more piece, sorry!

[Chris Shaw]

No need to apologise :)