Knock Back

A little risky Sunday ditty! Somewhat Chris inspired lol Avatar-lennon jno-baptiste-Untitled (Venus - Penis spotted) 2011

One night I landed on Venus

and offered her my genus,

as she laid soft in bed,

where she laid her sweet head

this is what she said:

"Get off me you oaf,

tis man that I loathe

and while I admire your keenness,

one thing I can't stand,

I'll hold up my hands,

is that thing 

that you call a penis!

 

17/02/19

Reviews

[john l smith]

this sort of leaves you on Uranus

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Indeed so sir, indeed so. Many thanks.

[andrew mitchell]

The worst three words, a man could ever hear when she says “ Is it in?” Lol good writing John.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ha you have not lost your wit Andrew. Many thanks!

[Lorry]

Ah, the dreadful and dreadad K.B., where the end line is enough to truly shrivel your ego.
Yhe words alone, knock back, were enough t o bring back the horror and ego shrivelling nightmare that was the school disco... The grown up disco...and many more too gruesome to mention.
I think our troubles are much the same my friend, neither of us had permission to board :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ha, ha tis wonderful what poetic licence does for us though. Cheers Lorry.

[Paul Bell]

Some Venuses just don't want to be entered.
Probably a planetary alignment thing. lol

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I am guess the alignment affects docking in some way? Cheers Paul.

[Einstein Noodle]

well ...it makes all the sense in the stars John ... no penis in Venus :)))))))))))))))))))))) never never ever
I take my dogs out for their "business" in the wee hours of the morning and as our front door faces East .. my first glance at the skies is for the marvelous brilliance called Venus ... i may never look upon her the same ;}
great bit of fun to read my friend!
E.
ps. shocking bit of Avatar John ... the image strikingly can take ones mind down many bawdy, sundry avenues ..

[John Alexander McFadyen]

The bawdy, sundry avenues go with yer genes fella! Cheers 'E'

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahaha ...now i will lift me beer of the day to ya sir ...in hopes you feel the camaraderie :))
read moreahahaha ...now i will lift me beer of the day to ya sir ...in hopes you feel the camaraderie :))
E.

[Chris Shaw]

And the moral of this tale? Don't go landing on Venus :) She's clearly not for you. Thank you for the mention. Good to bring some light hearted fun into our writing.

Chris

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Bows low. My pleasure dear lady. Many thank yous for the sage advice!