The Shrew and the Giraffe

The Shrew and the Giraffe

A Poem by John Alexander McFadyen
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More shrew adventures!

"

A shrew and a giraffe met on a jungle path,

said the shrew to the giraffe, "I sure could use a laugh."

"The day's been pretty dull, perchance you'll make it shine?"

" And if you do, then perhaps I will make you mine!".

 

"Ah." , said the giraffe, ", so you too have heard the rumour

that I am indeed the jungle king of humour."

"Now let me see what I can do to cheer you up my little shrew

and should I make you smile, maybe in a while, we will be two.

 

So he took out of his waistcoat pocket a little book of jokes

hoping that in telling them, the shrew's love he provokes.

He read her one, he read her two and soon she was in stitches

and sure enough, soon after that he got all of his wishes.

 

21/10/20

© 2020 John Alexander McFadyen


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I like it. Some humor, interesting characters and a happy ending. Thank you John for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it Coyote John. That lil ole shrew has had a few more recent adventures. Many thank.. read more
Coyote Poetry

5 Years Ago

You are welcome my friend.
ahahahaha .. that Shrew! she is having quite the adventures in Love Jungle .. thanks for lifting the corners of me mouth and my spirit as well .. peace brother
E.

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

And indeed peace to ya too Big 'E' and glad it tickled yer fancy. Many thanks.
This was super sweet

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

Thank you so much Kari.
They seem like an unlikely pair but humor knows no boundaries

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

Ah tis the product of a mind filled with nonsense Dave. Many thanks for reading.
Haha! Oh there is skill here. An abundance of on your toes being clever. From the title to the imaginative lines that tell a story. I like it and the title is one to remember.

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

Hello Duff nice to see you again. Thank you. This is one in a series about that naughty little shrew.. read more
A nicely rhymed and entertaining poem. Humor always wins over the ladies. And wit of course. Enjoyed muchly.

Posted 5 Years Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

5 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed this one Dhara, think the giraffe did too. This is one of a series of shrew tales l.. read more

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John Alexander McFadyen
John Alexander McFadyen

Brixworth, England, United Kingdom



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Well, have a long and complicated story and started it as an autobiography on Bebo but got writer's block/memory fogging. People liked it though and kept asking for the next chapter! fools.. more..