Calendar Girls.

January’s woman melts the snow.

February’s woman is good to go

March she blows like the wind

Aprils woman is sad then warmingly glad

May the shackles are off

June in bed till noon

July love on the beach

August same woman, roll on September

September’s woman is petite and coy

October is comfort and joy

November’s woman is fireworks, this is the one

December’s woman is ice cold, she’s just found out what  I've being doing for the last eleven months and wants a divorce.

Author's Note

Have a great New year to all in WritersCafe.

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

This is very clever. Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for the smile, and a Happy New Year to you too.

[barleygirl]

Nice build-up to a funny twist at the end. I was reminded of a movie by this name which features older women featured on a "girlie" calendar . . . & being a "July" woman myself, I kinda think the fireworks should've been saved for my month! *wink! wink!* (((HUGS)))

[Paul Bell]

Changing it now Margie. lol

[Valentine]

Thanks for the clever ending, I needed something to laugh about today. Valentine

[Paul Bell]

Happy laugh day.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

such a clever and fun read...

love it.

started reading this and then humming simon and garfunkel..."April, come she will, when streams are ripe and filled with rain, May she will stay...."
"June she'll change her tune"

[Paul Bell]

Got to be, The only living boy in New York for me.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

"Tom, get your plane right on time, i know that you been eager to fly now"

another really great S&G song...

being from NY--the city...i relate---of course.

j.

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Lol...what a cool read so entertaining...I have that song swirling in my head now. Starz x

[Paul Bell]

You'll be hating it soon. lol

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Lol...it didn't take long! I was happy with your word choices for November ;) x

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Hey hey hey, are you saying April women are a bit bipolar? Because if you think for one moment, I'm gonna laugh at that....you' d be right! Great punch line at the end....giggles

[Paul Bell]

Love the way you women stick together. lol