Schitt really does happen....

Just a bit of fun..... no need to leave a review.. as long as it made you smile..

If I was to write a poem... about a guy called Schitt!

Wonder how it would be received would it be a hit?

Then low and behold someone had written a joke!

It’s so bloody good I’m guessing written by a bloke!

So here it is this very funny joke for everyone to see

I hasten to add quote on quote 'wasn’t written by me!'

 

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Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Reviews

[Glen Yumang Manese]

I came...I saw and I will review your next write...a different read from the norm with this one...

[David Wesley]

Haha... hilarious.... A+

I need to use this joke from now on!

[Tom]

I already knew him! But know I feel I know him personally!

Great fun Yellow butterfly and clever of you to relay it so !

[reeyce smythe wilder]

You DO know Jack Schitt, don't ya?!

[Yellow Butterfly]

hahaha....Noe schitt sherlock... !