National Poetry Month!

Wow, good times! Karen goes berserk with National Poetry Month, and we decided to chronicle our experiences... Yeah, there might be some exaggeration... I think I wrote this one... But I'm not sure...

Twisted Tales:
National Poetry Month!

    Day 1:
KB- Okay class, hand in your preposition poems! Today you’ll pick a poem and answer questions about it!
Students- *groan*
KB- But first we have the poem of the day.  Yes, I know you’re all excited and happy to hear that, but some of my colleagues don’t appreciate such fine literature! I know! Sometimes I find the poems I put in their mailboxes in the trash!  Who would do such a thing?!?!?!?!?
Bunk and Bubblebrain- US!!!!

    Day 3:
KB- Today, my lovely students you will be memorizing and performing a poem, which we will then tape and put on the news so the whole school can witness your embarrassment- I mean, wonderful performances!  Won’t that be fun?
Students- *groan*
Bunk and Bubblebrain perform poem.  Karen watches.
KB- You need a bit more expression, and you need to stand closer together.  Go in the bathroom and practice in front of the mirror.
Bunk and Bubblebrain- WhAt?/?/?
KB- Yes! So you can see yourselves!
B&B- Ummmm… ok…

    Day 5:
TV- Now, to help us celebrate national poetry month we have a poem recited by Katelyn Hill and Savanna Kindley!
B&B- *groan*

    Day 7:
Authors died of embarrassment and boredom.