Chicks & Dicks

1.
Every lady worth her salt
Who can bring the traffic to a halt
Must have a lover or two
To buy her Jimmie-Choos
And be her doggy by default

2.
Every lover worth his salt
Who can be clobbered for no fault
Must gift his lady a stick
To help flagellate his dick
And save his bottom from assault

3.
Every poet worth his salt
Who is a lover by default
Raping verses and prose
Rhyme and rhythm comatose
Reader buggered for no fault

Reviews

[Tania Mo]

The secret to jimmychoos lol.Wish had known before

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you very much dear Tania!

[AJNJ]

I have just inherited a tidy sum from an old aunt of mine so I am your man for Jimmy Choos lol 😉 Thats right! You heard me right! Thats your reward for writing these gems 😁

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Are proposing? No I don't want to know. I accepted already. Order a tuna wedding cake now! 😹

[iliOZ]

dear Kat.

now i don't have to believe it no more,because i know you can stick it to .... well, anyone.
for a second i think i've even seen the eiffel tower
loved your light and chickie tongue here

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahaha thanks for the laugh iliOz. Always want to please 😹

[Robert Trakofler]

LOL reader Buggered for no fault or by default:) Dhara you are hilarious the only gift i have is my writing stick so i guess I am not much of a lover:/ LOL

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hi Dear Bunny!
I've been trying out limericks today. Thanks for laughing! I hope you're well my friend. I am getting tired of the glitches here. This must belike the 20th time I got logged out of the site. Thanks for looking in! You're awesome 😸