Queen's Beans

A polite and well-mannered queen

Had chronic farting in her genes

She let rip on the quiet

Yet there was a big riot

A traitor had fed her baked beans

Reviews

[JMichael]

Yep! Baked beans will do that to you! It's especially worse if you suffer from a genetic predisposition to flatulence! No wonder the people rioted! Perhaps she will suffer the same fate as Marie Antoinette....except off with her bum! Another witty limerick, Ditzy.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'm in sits reading your review dear RA. Yes, a perfect recipe for some stink bombs. Remind me to stock upon baked beans lol. Nice arsenal for dealing with some Hicks! Thank you very much 😹

[barleygirl]

There's nothing worse than slipping out the teensiest smidgen of a fart, so infinitesimal it couldn't possible hold any smelly particles that could linger in the air . . . it's always those teensy squeezes that pack the worst fumes. It's nice living alone in the wilderness becuz your butthole doesn't have as much work to do, monitoring & sliding them out at a metered rate (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

I think you are forcing me into writing limericks . . . I feel the outrageousness overtaking me!

[Delmar Cooper]

Often overlooked among pet virtues is the capacity for fragrance.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol! Definitely so! Thanks for such a great observation 😹

[Marina]

A flatulent queen, now?! Lol. Whatever will you come up with next? I am not a fan of baked beans, though I do like the normal varieties. Thankfully I am not like Queen. Another excellent witty limerick, Dhara_Ditzy. You are in your element with this form lately. 💛
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[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I love baked beans but don't worry dear Marina you're safe. I'll use it on my foes hahaha 😹 Thank you my dear friend.!