More Than Beautiful

His chins wobble as jelly

He owns his farts
noxious fumes delivered
from a distended belly
A dozen dying goats
bleat away in his snores
He also makes noises
like a strangulated boar
His pillow stays moist
with his pool of drool
And most of him is stiff
'cept his soft, inanimate tool
The toad never bothers
concealing his warts
He's sure he needs no
work on any of his parts
He knows he is no sexy bull
Its his money that makes
him more than beautiful 

Author's Note

I hope you like the chosen pics haha. Picked with loads of care.

Reviews

[Marina]

Brilliant pic, dear Ditzy! You were always good at picking these funny pictures to accompany your witty poems. There is more than a touch of truth beyond your wit in this poem; some think money and power gives them the right to do what they like when it comes to interactions with other people. All those 100 dollar bills can't hide the truly ugly people they are. Such types are best avoided. You gave me a chuckle this morning and it's wonderful to read you here again. It was sorely missed. 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I couldn't take the smell for all the 100 dolaar bills lol!
After a very long time Marina, I miss being around. Lack of energy and time mostly for me. I hope you're fine. Thanks for the lovely review. Meooowww. 😻

[Robert Trakofler]

LOL you always have a way of making me chuckle

[Matthew Kult]

Wickedly imagined. Disturbed imagery.

With love,

Matthew

[Soyam]

He's not fat, it's just that he's poor!

:( ;)

Clever job dude!

Keep entertaining!

[The_Ancient_Rock]

Wow... now there's a "beautiful fat dude"...

lol

Way to go Dhara!

;)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

This fat man has money and he is so sexy hahahaha. Thank you.

[The_Ancient_Rock]

lol
Funny.

You're welcome dear.

[Coyote Poetry]

Money does make ugly things beautiful my friend. I liked the description and the honest ending. Thank you for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Coyote Poetry.

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome my dear friend.

[Cyprian Van Dyke]

I miss your unique, witty, creative and meaningful poetry. Your words limn a picture all their own. Tyfs

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Oh I'm so honored! Such kind lines for me! Thank you Cyprian and see you soon on your page.

[Gee]

Tis like looking in the mirror:)
This gave me a chuckle to start the day

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you for laughing with me :)

[John the Baptist]

He owns his farts? I should hope so. I didn't know they could be rented.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahaha somehow I knew that will be a popular line. Thank you John 👋😹