Puddle of Blood

She said she loved me

and I thought it was true

well, she took my money

my f*****g car keys, too

she's the best I've ever had

in bed anyway

because she's retarded in her mind

I think I'll shag my palm instead

now she's back

and I think I'll move in

to my actions of my most exciting sin

You'd always care? yeah, like f**k you would

Now she's laying in a puddle of blood.