I'm not a horse!

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face.

When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I'm there to race.

I look so much like a horse that people put a feed bag on my head.

When they watch reruns on television, they think that I was Mister Ed.

When I got sick, somebody called a vet instead of a doctor.

When she put her thermometer in my butt, I socked her.

People think that I have the mange because I have no coat.

When people buy me food, the idiots buy alfalfa and oats.

When I try to play golf, they say that animals aren't allowed on the course.

I'm getting sick and tired of telling people that I'm a man, not a damn horse!