I hate my PC

I hate my PC because it's too damn slow.

I hate my PC, I want to throw it out the window.

When it comes to the speed of its processor, a snail moves twice as fast.

That's what I get for buying a PC that was made twenty years in the past.

When it comes to computers, please don't be like me.

Don't be a cheapskate, buy yourself a brand new PC.