I tried to skip out

This is a fictional poem.

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.

The owner grabbed his shotgun and a testicleectomy was what I got.

When I saw the damage, it really made me sick.

My wife left because she doesn't want a eunuch.

It scared the hell out of me when he fired his shotgun.

Believe me when I say that being neutered is no fun.