You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.

People try to steal my car but they end up being sorry.

I have something in my Ferrari that makes people cringe and shake.

People have to change their underwear when they see my Rattlesnake.

Yesterday a man got in my car and when he shut the door, I heard him slam it.

Less than five seconds later I heard that creep yell "D****t!"

I charged that man $5,000 to suck the poison out.

He won't try to steal my car again, I have no doubt.

People would much rather go to jail than steal my car, my snake makes them prefer a jail term.

Everybody tells me to just buy a new ignition but this way is better, I like to see thieves squirm.

Many people think that a Ferrari is something they need.

If you ever try to steal my Ferrari, you'll be sorry indeed.