Topless Taxi Driver

This poem was inspired by a movie.

I know a Taxi Driver who doesn't wear a top.

I make her drive and drive, I won't let her stop.

I stare as I sit in the passenger seat.

Her bear tatas generate a lot of heat.

I ride in her Taxi seven days a week and I ride all day long.

She brings out the animal in me, I can't help it if that's wrong.

Some people say that it's awful, they consider it to be a disgrace

I don't know if the Taxi Driver is pretty because I don't look at her face.

I said "Hell no!" when she asked if she should wear a blouse.

The fares have gotten so expensive that I had to sell my house.

A Cop just pulled us over and he's taking her to jail for Indecent exposure.

I'm going to have to take cold showers until she gets out, that's for sure.