I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won.

I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun.
They said that I couldn't be a Nun because I'm a man.

I kept begging to be a Nun so much that I was banned.

When they rejected me, it really hurt my feelings and one of my problems is my vanity.

A Funny Farm put me in a straight jacket because they said that I suffer from insanity.

I was told that I can only be a Priest or a Monk.

It was sexual discrimination and it really stunk.

I'll be wealthy when the Convent pays me.

Why does everybody keep calling me crazy?