I shouldn't Have Watched Girls Gone Wild

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I used to watch those Girls Gone Wild videos but I stopped.

The last one that I saw was so shocking that my jaw dropped.

At first everything was fine but then I suddenly screamed "No, not her!"

The reason why I suddenly screamed was because I saw my daughter.

Seeing her on that video nearly gave me a heart attack, I was in a bad shape.

I called the Girls Gone Wild phone number and I ordered all of those tapes.

I burned every one of those tapes after I doused them with gas.

Then I told my daughter that if she ever removes her top again, I'll kick her a*s.

I made a firm decision right there and then.

I swore never to watch Girls Gone Wild again.