Coward

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Last week a man was being a jerk, he was very uptight.

Just because I asked his girl for directions, he challenged me to a fight.

I met him at the place where he said but he brought four other men with him.

He was too much of a coward to face me alone so I had to fight all five of them.

What they didn't know is that I know karate and I have a black belt.

I kicked all of their asses and they didn't like how their beatings felt.

I put three of them in the hospital, including the one who challenged me in the first place.

I learned that he's a bully who's nothing but a coward and now that wimp has been disgraced.

Reviews

[Maglia Weaver Twill]

It reminds me of when Mickey Mouse swats the flies, and the townspeople think it's the giants.