Felicity Undead

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.

But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?"

I used dead body parts to build her and I brought her to life with electricity.

At first I was very happy and I named her Felicity.

But I accidentally gave her the brain of a Nymphomaniac.

Whenever she sees a man, she always jumps in the sack.

Men don't mind one bit that she's undead.

They just like it because she goes to bed.

I thought she'd be faithful, what am I going to do?

If you're a man, she'll definitely want to nail you.