Those Damn Wet Bandits!

THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE 'HOME ALONE' MOVIE.

Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.

They left my water running and they died by strangulation.

Besides robbing me, those idiots also made me have to pay a two hundred dollar water bill.

They were already beaten by my neighbors eight year old son, as crooks, they had no skill.

I decided to go to the Police Station and post their bail.

Before I was through, they wanted to go back to jail.

I shot them in their crotches and burned their heads with my blowtorch.

Those dumbasses were screaming in agony because their heads were scorched.

Before strangling them, I used my shotgun to blow off their kneecaps.

Everybody had better start to learn that I will not take people's crap!