Spinach Doesn't Give Super Strength

I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.

If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is Hell no.

When I watched those cartoons, I was dumb because I believed them fully.

I decided to eat a can of spinach and then face the neighborhood bully.

I believed the spinach would give me super strength, I had no doubt.

But that bully nearly broke my neck, he turned me inside out.

I was shocked and horrified when I didn't win.

I was humiliated, I'll never watch Popeye again.

Spinach is healthy, that is one hundred percent true.

But if you eat it and then face a bully, he will kill you.

Reviews

[Maglia Weaver Twill]

Nice, I like Popeye; it seems like it's more dangerous to be a man at times. It's harder to eat the canned spinach however.