It's Not A Chilly Dog

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.

But when it was hot, I demanded a refund, I made myself look silly.

The Hot dog vendor said that thinking is not one of my strong points.

Back in the 1960s I guess that it was a bad idea to smoke those joints.

If chili dogs are hot, does that mean that hot dogs are cold?

Maybe I'm suffering from senility because I'm pretty damn old.