My Giraffe Neck

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I have a long neck like a giraffe.

When people see me, they laugh.

My neck makes me twelve feet tall.

I actually make Goliath look small.

People's laughter no longer bothers me.

But I do get mad when people think that I eat the leaves on trees.

As I walk down the street, everybody always takes a peek.

I've kicked people's asses because they called me a freak.

I demand respect because I'm a member of the Human Race.

My neck is so damn long that it can be seen from outer apace.

Some people actually think that I am a giraffe, you may too.

Just remember that I'll kick your a*s if you try to put me in a zoo.