The Gout

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.

And because of that, I have the gout.

I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack.

When my foot gets better, those people had better watch their backs.

When a lady smacked my foot, I threw darts into her b***s and she started leaking silicone.

She regretted what she did because in less than ten minutes, her large breasts were gone.

When I get even, I make people cringe.

If you smack my foot, I will get revenge.

Reviews

[Pushkar Prabhat]

this was awesome.........something tells me not to mess with you!!! :P
very funny.........well written....
i loved it!!!
:)