My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I forgot to set the parking brake.

So now my wife's car is in the lake.

You're looking at a man who can never catch a break.

My wife kicked my a*s just because I made a mistake.

She broke my left leg and I'm having to use a crutch.

I don't blame her for being mad but coming at me with a chainsaw is a bit too much.