My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.

My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do.

When I went to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.

They were in hysterics from laughter and they called me daft.

When they laughed, it offended me so I kicked the doctors below the belt.

They kicked me out and blacklisted me because they didn't like how it felt.

Because of my problem, I can't drive a car or ride my bike.

I can't afford a taxi so to get to places, I have to hitchhike.

The drivers also laugh and I have to slap them to make them keep their mouths shut.

It's been three years and I don't think I'll ever be able to get my hand out of my butt.

Reviews

[J.J. Matthews]

This is just hilarious, hands down (pun intended). For anyone who needs a good laugh I highly recommend this poem. Marvelous.