That Damn Peach

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it.

I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it.

My brother was really pissed.

He had to go to a Proctologist.
He took me to court and the judge ordered me to pay the doctor for removing the peach from his a*s.

That made me very mad and I started giving that judge sass.

I threw a punch at the judge when he held me in contempt.

But he had a black belt in karate and now I walk with a limp.

When it came to that damn peach, I should've let my brother eat it.

This has been a bad experience and I sure as hell will never repeat it.