A World With No Breasts

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed.

They took me to a world where the women have no breasts.

When I was abducted, I was promised a life of happiness.

But how can I be happy when the ladies have no chests?

I'm pissed off and I want to cry because they were not honest with me.

The women on this world are so flat that they make Olive Oyl look busty.

When I was on Earth, I manufactured bras but they are obsolete here.

Coming to this planet has put an end to my happiness and to my career.

You may think that I'm lying to you, I know that it's hard to believe.

But if you're a man and you're brought here, you will want to leave.

Reviews

[Aimee P.]

xD It's two a.m. and I just burst out laughing. This is hilarious! Entertaining to read the whole way though.