Spending Spree

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.

I was rich until she went on a spending spree.

She spent it all before I even had the chance to stop her.

I had ten millions bucks but because of her, I'm a pauper.

I was the richest man in my town but now I'm the most poor.

People are giving me funny looks because I'm buying clothes in a second hand store.

She forgot to insure the cars that she bought, even the Ferrari.

I only have ten dollars left and that jezebel isn't one bit sorry.

A tornado came last week and destroyed every vehicle that she bought.

If you're wondering if I think about strangling her, I think about it a lot.

She also spent a lot of my money on male strippers, booze and grass.

Now she's going to need a proctologist to remove my foot from her a*s.