The Darn Sun

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

When I was a child during the winter, I hated the sun because it melted the snow.

And when the snow was melted by the sun, school was where I had to go.

As a child, when it snowed, school was closed and it was sure to excite.

But when the snow was gone, it was back to school and that sure did bite.

When I got to stay home from school, I could play my Atari and it was fun.

But when the snow melted, I had to return to school because of the darn sun.

If other children are like I was, they become very happy every time it snows.

And when the snow melts, kids become like Homer Simpson, they yell "Doh!"