An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer

This is a fictional poem.

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.

I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer.

When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate.

Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt.

I was about to give that old man a smack.

He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack.

I had the old man arrested after I called the Police.

Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they're calling me a beast.

My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked.

This will not happen again, from now on I'm going to keep my doors locked.