I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me

A Poem by Randy Johnson

Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.

I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.

About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him in the crotch.

He fell down and started crying like a two year old, he deserved what he got.

Nobody else had better pinch me for not wearing green.

I'll kick your butt if you pinch me because I'm very mean.

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Added on March 17, 2016
Last Updated on March 17, 2016

I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..