Pappy's Purse

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

The situation that my pappy is in has gone from bad to worse.

It all started on the day when he began to carry a purse.

Things got really bad when I went to his house and saw him wearing a dress.

He says that he's a woman who's trapped inside a man's body, it is a mess.

Pappy has also started wearing high heel shoes and using make-up.

It's embarrassing when a man's dad leaves lipstick on coffee cups.

My pappy said that I shouldn't feel ashamed because of his new clothes.

But it really draws attention when a man wears a mini skirt and panty hose.

When people see my pappy, they point and laugh at him.

Then I get arrested because I beat the crap out of them.

Pappy asked me not to beat up anybody else because it's an awful sin.

I told him that I'll have to fight until he either has a sex change or behaves like a man again.