This Tick On My Nose

This is a fictional poem.

I have a tick on my nose.
As it sucks blood, it grows.
When my ex-girlfriend saw it, it was too much for her.

She screamed at the top of her lungs and ran away in horror.
I can't get a date because of this tick that's the size of a nickel.

I am so lonely for female companionship, I sure am in a pickle.

I've tried to get this tick off but so far I haven't had any luck.

People are avoiding me like a plague, this really does suck.

I broke my nose when I tried to smash it with a brick.

My social life has gone straight to hell because of this tick!