Where Did Her B***s Go?

THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's b***s shrunk and it's too much for me to bear.

She was busty, her bra size was 38 double D.

Now she's flat, why is this happening to me?

Everybody that I know swears up and down that she's always been flat.

I know that her big b***s are somewhere but where the hell are they at?

I lost something great, something that I held dear.

She was like Pamela Anderson but they disappeared.

She was a buxom lady but now she's like an ironing board.

If you can help me find her breasts, I'll give you a reward.

Reviews

[Wesley Dingler]

Haha. Such a funny piece.

[Raven]

haha, I suppose your dilemma is difficult to come to terms with. I myself have been with a woman who was flat-chested and it bothered me not. It was the woman herself that gave me a tingle. Saying that, I do appreciate a prominent bosom. But I can live without it if I have to.

Appreciated your humor.