Black Friday

This is a fictional poem.

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.

When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.

One man kicked me in the crotch and another got his foot stuck in my a*s.

Black Friday turns people into beasts, they sure don't have any class.

A man said if I didn't hand over the iPad, he would kidnap my wife's mother.

I told him to take the old crow, they deserve each other.

Black Friday brings out the worst in people and that's sad.

I'll break my foot off in your a*s if you try to grab my iPad.

Reviews

[Karen Redburn]

Just finished watching the news. Brawls and insanity abound. I used to believe the term Black meant healthy profit margins, but after watching this nonsense year after year, I am really starting to wonder what is meant by "Black" Friday.