Cigarette Thief

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.

I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.

He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned.

i threatened to call the cops but he didn't seem concerned.

He doesn't just steal some of my cigarettes, he steals every pack.

He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back.

I've asked him time after time to stop but he won't.

But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don't.