GE Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me.

She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.

I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool.

That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I'm a fool.

My wife got so mad that she caved my head in with a claw hammer.

Now she's holding a grudge because she spent a year in the slammer.

General Electric appliances are the only appliances she will use.

I'll remember that in the future because I don't like to be abused.

She demands GE appliances because GE brings good things to life.

From now on, I'll buy nothing but GE because I'm scared of my wife.

Reviews

[Nipplegrinder]

Clever. Not riproarious. But it is funny.