Sex Change

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.

She went behind my back and had a sex change.

When I came home one afternoon, a man answered the door.

I thought it was a burglar so I knocked my wife to the floor.

When I learned that she became a man, I got mad.

I lost the beautiful and sexy wife that I once had.

She said even though she became a man, I should still love her.

I told her that I already have a willy and I don't need another.

When I packed my bags and left her for good, she said it was a lousy thing to do.

If you're a man, keep an eye on your wife because she may have a sex change too.

Reviews

[Nipplegrinder]

Dryly delivered. Great advice in the last line.