Bald Bull

This poem was inspired by 'Punch-out' which was manufactured by Nintendo.

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.

I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull.

Mac punched my stomach and knocked me down as I charged.

I broke the ring when I fell to the canvas because I'm so large.

Mario rushed in the ring and said "TKO".

When I was through, he yelled "Oh no!"

I picked up that fat plumber and broke his back over my knee.

A judge made me pay Mario's hospital bill and it bankrupt me.

Mac beat me twice and now I'm a has been who is broke.

Nobody will fight me because people think that I'm a joke.

I was the champion but Little Mac made me look like a fool.

Fans couldn't believe that a 107 pound weakling could beat Bald Bull.