Christmas Tantrum

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.

I went Christmas shopping at a flea market and bought him an Atari.

When he unwrapped the Atari 5200 on Christmas morning, he had a fit.

He has blessed me out before but this is the only time that I've been hit.

He took a sledgehammer to his gift that he hated.

It was over thirty-five years old, it was outdated.

He called me stupid because I bought him a console that is 8-bit.

He said he wanted a PS4 or XBOX One and then he threw his fit.

I had all of his BS that I could stand so I put him over my knee.

His butt is black and blue because of the way he treated me.

I gave him a good spanking because he crossed the line.

Because of that Atari 5200, I put blisters where the sun doesn't shine.