Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He Thought

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.

I was at his estate sale and I bought his Lamborghini.

But Rocky followed me home and said that he was ready to attack.

He said he'd break every bone in my body if I didn't give the car back.

Rocky was with his son and he was trying to prove that he was a tough guy.

I kicked him in the nuts and his son was shocked because Rocky started to cry.

Rocky's son thought his dad was as tough as a gorilla but he turned out to be a wimp.

He lost a lot of respect for his dad, now he looks at him, he thinks of him as a chimp.

You may believe that Rocky is tough but he's not.

Rocky turned out not to be as tough as he thought.

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[John the Baptist]

Maybe so, but Stallone got rich off him.