Greedy Taxi Service

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.

And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for a tip.

When I said no, he started giving me lip.

I pulled him out of his taxi and broke his hip.

With his expensive fares, he robs people blind.

When he asked for a tip, he was out of his mind.

I punched that sorry punk over and over again.

He tried to fight back by kicking me in the shin.

But I didn't even feel it and I certainly didn't care.

When I was done, he had to buy a wheelchair.

When he overcharged me and asked for a tip, it was a stupid thing to do.

If you're a taxi driver who does the same, I'll find and kick your a*s too.