The Sausage

I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled.

But she dumped me flat on my a*s when she learned her leg was being pulled.

Because she didn't like the deception,

I didn't receive a friendly reception.

She thought that I was well-endowed, that is what she believed.

When she learned the truth, a broken nose was what I received.

She also crammed a lit pack of firecrackers up my a*s and it sure did make me jump.

Now it hurts like hell every time I take a dump.

She dumped me even though I decided to get down on my knees and beg.

If you're a man and if you want a girlfriend, don't tie a sausage to your leg.