Here Comes Santa Claws

A parody of Here Comes Santa Clause. Christmas is over, but the frivolity continues!!

Here Comes Santa Claws

sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause

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Here comes Santa Claws!
Here comes Santa Claws!
Right inside your brain!
Verrine and Bifrons and all his minions
are sucking on your veins.
Bells are tolling, heads are rolling;
All is a perilous fright.
Hang your crosses and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claws comes tonight.

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Here comes Santa Claws!
Here comes Santa Claws! 
Right inside your brain!
He's got a soul that is filled with wrath
Hear the boys and girls complain.
Hear him laughing, cackle cackle,
Oh what a hideous blight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claws comes tonight.

Reviews

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

Sounds like a fun melody, you should make it a song,

---mishy

[R.S. Wilder]

I love this one! I think I'll log this as one of my favorites!

[Your.in.my.heart]

haha love this! well writen and flows the original well