Union

Limerick

The dish ran off with the spoon

I think it was Wednesday at noon

Then the dull butter knife

Took a fork for his wife ~

A drawer full of doons and knorks soon

Author's Note

Someone needs to get me away from this computer... ;P

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

:0 so that's were all my spoons go!! i suppose with all those offspring Chinese take out would be the staple ...
E.

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! Who would the chopsticks run off with, I wonder... ;)

[s y e]

Bahahaha, this is amazeballs! xD I loved it, it's really, really funny. Totally made me laugh! Absolute classic!

~ Noodle.

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Thank you, Noodle - I love giving a laugh!

[J_Star]

Ha ha ha ha! I'm having the best time sitting on my back deck drinking beer and reading your poems!

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Glad to be giving some smiles! Thanks!

[Alone In A Crowd]

This has just put a smile on my face. All I can imagine now are knives and forks in wedding clothes walking down the isle, but then with a spatula as the priest.

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! That's great! Thank you for reading, and returning the smile! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Now that's some whacked silverware

[Rita L. Sev]

Indeed! :) Thanks, Mark!

[Dennis]

Ha ! What a cute Limerick ! Thanks for sharing this one, it made me smile. :^)

Dennis

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you! :)

[Dr. Wood ?]

well you did fine..AND you get more reviews than I do.....What's the secret?

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you! No secret - just some friends patient with my quirks...

[Dr. Wood ?]

Ah......I shall have to get some friends

[Rita L. Sev]

Patient ones... ;) Ha!

[Dr. Wood ?]

Yes..and a little BLIND.....Cant take any chances

[Marie]

Nice limerick. We don't have enough of them.

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you. I am working on a few.

[Kwiksie Ifediora]

Fun fun fun! Even the font you used adds to the amusement.
I hope they all live happily ever after. :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you, Kwiksie! :)

[John Lauterbach]

Oh man, I'm never going to eat with a utensil that has a hard water stain on it again.

I always love your silly stuff - especially the doons and knorks here. I feel like Knork is an alien outside of its sci-fi novel - but I am aware they're a real thing akin to the spork.

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you, John - I am glad you appreciate my quirky sense of humor! Yes, I had no trouble finding an image of a knork - you're right, it does sound like an alien! :)